Princess Ruthie deigned to come to see Geeklawyer yesterday - an all too rare honour bestowed on the humble serfs comprising her harem. In between rampant activities too vile and sordid to soil even the pages of this blog - the Daily Star of the legal blogging world - Ruthie was spoilt by Geeklawyer with a fine lunch and no expense spared. £30 well spent. And she finally had the fine ring that he bought her as an Xmas present resized to fit her elephant like pinkie.
But the best bit: having been lulled into a spirit of love by such a phoney display or synthetic affection from Geeklawyer Ruthie was suckered into buying Geeklawyer a Mac Mini. Geeklawyer often marvels at you Earth creatures - this thing you call love makes you mad and blind. Being a cold creature of logic Geeklawyer understands how to exploit it to full advantage.
And, Oh, what advantage. The Mac Mini is such an uber cool toy. However Ruthie was not entirely exploitable: Geeklawyer had tried to get Ruthie to buy him a Macbook Pro but was rebuffed. Then he made his pitch for a middle of the range Macbook, but tight-arse Ruthie was still not enough moved by the spirit of love to buy that. A Mac Mini was settled on and Geeklawyer nonetheless feels super happy - a profitable result just for some distasteful sex.
The plan is to rip out OSx (despite it being such a sweet operating system) and install Linux. Geeklawyer is not sure what Linux distros run on Intel Macs (Ubuntu?) but when this is done he will use the Mini as a co-location server box and, finally, have a decent server to run his various web projects, such as this blog, on.
That phrase...
Mac Mini.
Yes well I think the tag line says it all…
“Small is beautiful.”
But my complaint is that you are not small enough …
Does this most generous gift mean Geeklawyer must write only nice things about Ruthie on this blog from now on?
She may be a bit dim but even Ruthie wouldn’t imagine that was going to happen
Mmm. What was that Macbook you wanted?
It was a black Macbook with 2Gigs of RAM. But I went back and bought it myself the following day
And like you it is so so sexy. And unlike you it is slim and classy (whatever Dan might think).
I’m in Germany typing this on it.
er..whats the point of being slim and classy if it doesnt translate into sexy?
I think Dan should meet me and form his own opinion.