Ruthieworld has a delicate ecology, the needs of her boss, clients, Geeklawyer, harem of men, motorcycle and tropical fish are all carefully balanced against one another. Its fair to say of late that she has been neglecting to nurture the delicate balance; Geeklawyer has been suffering at the expense of Work. Ruthie knows this because the pain in her ear tells her that Geeklawyer is unhappy.
Ruthie has therefore been given an ultimatum: turn up on Thursday and give Geeklawyer the love and attention he demands and deserves or be banished from the blog forever. Ruthie realises how much she would miss her dear readers, and on this occasion will therefore capitulate. 
Ahem: is every domestic we have going to be broadcast to the blog? is the word ‘Private’ not in your fucking vocabulary?
This blog is not a frickin’ soap opera.
Odd you should think that since you’ve never had any qualms about publishing intimate details of my private life on the blog in the past.
I think you are missing the point: your private life, like you, doesn’t matter. I however am entitled to privacy.
*Imagines East Enders drum ending*