Ruthie is deeply honoured that the intelligent staff at the IT section of the Law Society Gazette, have selected her, from amongst thousands of hopefuls, to write a review about some cutting edge IT for lawyers. (The selection was not at all made on the basis that all the solicitors who know something about computers look like troglodytes, and Ruthie was the first lawyer they found who knows something about IT who won’t crack the camera lens on the mandatory photoshoot.)
Having signed an undertaking in blood to forfeit her soul to Beelzebub if anything should so much as ruffle the sensitivities of this equipment, Ruthie awaits, sweaty palmed with excitement, a shipment on Tuesday. Of course a diva-style rider is only to be expected; this stuff is so cool it arrives in a nitrogen filled box.
It’s Christmas all over again, except better considering that for Christmas Ruthie received a pair of socks and a 10 inch rubber penis (from Geeklawyer, not entirely sure what message that was intended to convey).
Sooo, what is this dazzling piece of hardware I hear you cry? All will be revealed on Tuesday…
Remember what I said: it’s electrical - so plug it into the wall to charge it when it arrives. And I am here when you need to know what ’start’ means on the the menu.
Oh, and the slidy out thingy from the side - it is NOT a coffee cup holder - it’s for CDROMs - the shiny cylindrical 6″ disc thingies, the thing that holds your porn collections - you remember? The Thistle Hotel in Liverpool last year? Geeklawyer’s broadcast quality cutting edge camcorder? and the Apple video editing software? No? ah, OK go here I’ve put it online - but *ONLY* Ruthie can download it .
Not even *slightly* worried
Anyway you can now post the porn movies starring Kate Middleton. I’m sure they will be way more interesting.
Not a coffee cup holder?! Uh I assumed it was a pop out like on the car.
Where am I supposed to put my coffee cup then? Ah, Ruthie has discovered the first design flaw..
Joking aside it’ll be a nice toy from the sounds of it. 3G is such cool thing to have when one is mobile. I only hope it has a webcam so that we can videoconference while you are at court. Not in the court, obviously, dont want you banked up for contempt.
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