David 'Evil Dave' Cantrell gets to the point: he (Jesus, Jenny Jesus) died so we could have a long weekend. David, yet again, surpasses even Geeklawyer's power of offence giving.
Geeklawyer had been intending merely to make the milder observation that Jesus was a fictitious Jewish terrorist with a mental disorder that led him to think he was the son of a non-existent God and who therefore died pointlessly for his own sins.
But David has it better than I.
GL : Are we going to see you on Sunday Morning... on the balcony.... 'urbi et orbi'?
I certainly hope so. I have a funky new gown to show off to some hot nuns in the Square. Then me and a couple of bishops are going to get rat-arsed on some fine dessert wine from the Vatican cellars and play poker.
It's cool being Pope - you can do what you want.
Ruthie wrote Geeklawyer's name on a piece of paper and was instantly and miraculously cured of a nasty itch. I will be reporting this miracle to the Vatican, and Geeklawyer will be on the fast track to Sainthood.
Wot, Dave's dead? Eek!
It's much much worse than that he's alive, healthy
I got better, apparently. Whether that's better for the rest of you or not I'm not so sure.
Ah Geeklawyer: you always told me to steer clear of religious postings. Still, no matter. One day you will receive eternal punishment for your blasphemy, whilst Ruthie, the Dark Lord herself, stokes the furnaces.