No sooner does Geeklawyer get away for a ski­ing hol­i­day than some imbe­cile client wants urgent ‘do it right now’ work on a cor­po­rate buy­out. Thanks a bunch shithead.

Next, if that wasn’t bad enough, some cunt wants a patent fin­ished. This time he is whing­ing that he gave Geeklawyer the job, and sev­eral oth­ers, a year ago but that he’s still not done them yet.

Well yea, but you don’t realise your stuff is fuck­ing bor­ing. And that he’d rather be watch­ing telly. Or shag­ging that new pupilette. Or chas­ing newer richer pun­ters. Jeez, stop think­ing about your­self for a damned change.

Geeklawyer knows Dan Hull will rip into him for say­ing this, but the prob­lem with pun­ters is that they don’t seem to under­stand that they don’t mat­ter. They exist to pro­vide the pecu­niary text on a fee note. And, in turn, that allows Geeklawyer to take extended ski­ing hol­i­days. Or buy Ruthie presents. Or take the pupilette on a week­end shag­ging ben­der to Ams­ter­dam to watch porno movies and smoke dope.

Now they are say­ing “get it done by (very very soon indeed) or we’ll take it down the road”. Well, OK be juve­nile if you want to. Geeklawyer will be too. He’ll stay in his chalet draft­ing your damned patents. But by Christ your bills are going to be fuck­ing huge this year — if you don’t sack him first. And if you do sack him you’ll get one totally fuck-off ter­mi­na­tion bill.

But since you don’t read this blog and you don’t know who Geeklawyer is, he’s pretty damned safe say­ing that.

He he he, sucker …