And I am a Solicitor-Inadequate too.

I’m ever so slightly inebriated, and I’m admittedly quite a flirt in those circumstances. So, ruthie, my mobile number is 07930 568….

…no….must resist.

Have you considered the possibility that he is blind deaf without a sense of smell and serious? Odd I grant you, but why else would a man want to sleep with you?

Or perhaps he is feeling charitable? A friar from the Brotherhood of Shaggers for Christ; whose mission is to provide sexual relief for the ugly fat and desperate pre-menopausal women of the legal profession? Needy work it is true.

Have you ever considered the possibility that Martin might be winding you up?

Dear Martin, don’t be surprised if all your further comments to this site are mysteriously deleted..

Incredible but true, on occasion Ruthie talks to men, simply to have a chat.

However signed photographs and “I love Ruthie” T shirts are available from Geeklayer merchandising.

:-)

Shoot me an email at legalscribbles@gmail.com (note this is simply a forwarding address to my uber-cool, top-secret email address that only GL and Charon know - if I reply it’s because I like you. If I don’t…)

I’m grateful for GL’s kind words, but I fear I am not clever enough to avoid ruthie’s advances, should they come to pass. I don’t see this necessarily as a bad thing, however.

Discretion is often the better part of ‘valor’ (sic) Scare the client with the bill… by all means… but not with the promo

I am now going to lie in state and watch a news channel on what is left of SKY TV…

I will, of course, be back… don’t know where, don’t know when… but I am sure we’ll meet again some sunny day…

Buona notte…

I have seen those adverts on daytime TV for lawyers who can send me a cheque for injury, trauma and damages… do you know if they are any good?