“…this pathetic, racist little rant of yours deserves to be treated with contempt…”

I am confused, which racist were we talking about?

‘Have you ever heard the phrase “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones?” ‘
You have, but apparently is slipped from your memory in between writing three paragraphs: how long did those paragraphs take you? Did the crayon break?, Mr Goldfish memory.

Glad you liked it it though, I had you in mind - peace out

“Geeklawyer has never been entirely sure why the Welsh are.”

Since when do people need a reason to exist? Do the English have a reason to exist? Other than to frighten the rest of us with drunken football hooliganism?

“But it is despoiled by the retarded jealous spiteful bitter Hobbits who crawl on its surface: wart covered Homunculi whose loathsome existence is a foul, sulphurous wind in the nostrils of the fair English.”

Have you ever heard the phrase “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones?” No? Then allow me to demonstrate:

Who exactly are the ‘fair English’ you’re talking about? All I see is a nation of fat, bald, overweight, badly-dressed, obese, greasy, pasty-faced, uneducated, xenophobic, homophobic, binge-drinking, emotionally repressed, middle-aged football obsessives dreaming of the distant glory days of the sixties (remember 1966?) or worse still their over-hyped empire which was responsible for the enslavement of millions of people and the deaths of many more. The ‘fair English’ that you refer to exist only in the pages of P.G. Wodehouse novels or worse still in overly sentimental Hollywood romance films, where the English is inevitable presented as a rich, bumbling, twit.

“Frankly Geeklawyer cannot see the point: the only person in Wales who can read, either Welsh or English, is a client of Geeklawyer’s and he is a Free Software fan and thusly not of mind to get patents. For everyone else it will be a bloody pointless exercise in providing a living for Welsh translators. Expensive and pointless. A bit like Geeklawyer really.”

Frankly Geeklawyer doesn’t know what the hell he is talking about, and furthermore hasn’t realised that referring to oneself in the third person sounds moronic (there’s a reason why Tarzan does it after all). The reason why the legislation to promote the Welsh language is needed is that the number of Welsh speakers had been declining for decades, however the introduction of this legislation has led to the first increase in the number of Welsh speakers for the best part of a century. The legislation has created an economic need for Welsh language skills and is a shining example of capitalist markets being used to promote and increase cultural diversity.

You may dress up your comments in pithy, witty language, but frankly prejudice is still prejudice no matter how you present it, and this pathetic, racist little rant of yours deserves to be treated with contempt.

Slightly disappointing, however, is a pop at the Welsh language - I’m assuming that it’s tongue-in-cheek, so I’m not rising to it (we, as the Welsh, do make it woefully easy for the English to take the piss about this subject - the spluttering you hear is probably not somebody trying to speak Welsh, it’s a Welsh speaker starting to froth at the mouth because something along these lines has got up his nose). On the subject, however; why *shouldn’t* things be bilingual? You wouldn’t get het-up about having to render things in French if you were in France, or German in Germany - what’s the difference here? Saying that ‘but you all understand English’ doesn’t cut it - so do most of the French and the Germans.

Could it be that Mr Geeklawyer’s reaction is coloured by a traumatic childhood memory of a bad experience with one of Aberystwyth’s copious Welsh weirdos?

And it’s ‘Prifysgol Cymru’. Nitwits.

is that so hard to understand??? are you charging me for that information? you don’t have that many posters you can start by hacking off a new one. or are you an uncaring radical? (that goes SO well with ip lawyer)
think i will register (now that’s a real techno challege for me) - i like being randomly abusive with you. also i want evil dave to be my friend so i can say ‘ah yes a friend of mine writes perl ya know…’

Nothing to do with Cameron who isn’t evil so much as a

public relations exercise.

You can avoid answering spam question if you register as a user: it would be nice to have someone other than all the “getviagracheap@mail.ru” type registrations. I have to delete this and I’m getting a bit fucked off with it.

Perl is a computer scripting language. http://www.unix.org.ua/orelly/perl/perlnut/ch04_01.htm. I use the word language in a technical sense only. It is a random collection of symbols which only the author and the computer can understand.

and you like an adverb. i think it has been proved somewhere that the welsh language invented adverbs - and had them nicked by the bloody english, naturally.

my concern at ‘actus reus’ is that it really doesn’t look like any latin i know. i can’t believe that such an obviously right-thinking chap as evil dave (mr cameron to us) can fail to be worried too.

hmm - notes nervous glances on faces of fellow law students as he removes shoes to answer spam protection question - do we count toes??? guesses at 13…

IMPORTANT: PLEASE NOBODY TELL ME WHAT PERL IS