Whilst Geeklawyer is fretting away in Austria, his holiday interrupted by irate clients, Ruthie, who has as ever done her work and therefore has only happy happy clients is off for girls night out.
Girls nights, contrary to popular myth are typically low key, giggly affairs, where girls get to bitch about their boss/partner and get slightly drunk. However in Birmingham, one man, has decided to tap in to the economic power and extended leisure time of today’s young woman, and provide a wholly new type of entertainment..
Admission to Tricky Dickys, the first male lap dancing club for women is thirty pounds. A three minute private dance, with a strip to the waist ten pounds, a full body strip twenty. A no touching rule is strictly enforced by female security staff.
In the event that Geeklawyer does get sacked by his client, it appears that alternative employment may be available. Ruthie particularly likes naval unforms (Geeklawyer, please note.)
And no doubt use of the word “lapdancing” in the title of this post will ensure that the hit rate on Ruthie’s posts will exceed Geeklawyer’s, by at least five factors. Not that she is competitive. Oh noooo.
GL…are you aware that your blog is still ‘viewable’ in China…whereas my blawg is not. I have been ‘proscribed’ by the Great Firewall of China…
I am doing my best to get you blocked in China as well. You will have to visit my blawg - for details….
Ruthie… well done… I had no idea you like naval Uniforms (not, of course, that I would have this knowledge) Does Dan know?
A life on the ocean wave…. Rule Brittania…..
You may like to know that one of my ancestors was at Trafalgar…. Admiral Charon of the Red….
‘Naval uniforms’ ?! WTF. Why did you never tell me this before? I thought it was always just about gowns & wigs: isn’t that the traditional ‘new rich lawyer lover’ Ruthie shag? Blimey well the next time warn me in advance.
Does rank matter? would a rough and ready seaman uniform do? or do you want a full admiral uniform? How about a ‘minor’ Lieutenant? to go along with all the other minors you shag?
Now that I’ve slimmed down and got a 4 pack and big biceps perhaps I can accommodate you. You and the rest of your female rugby club. You name the hotel …
Have you been eating spinach GL?
What are all these QC’s eating? can’t open a newspaper these days without some Attorney-general, DPP or QC…and now a Court of Appeal judge being written about.
Do you think that the spa filter on the Bar server doesn’t work properly - and they are all getting the Cialis / Viagra emails?
I am baffled… also - why are they getting caught? A bit careless ?
Truly Charon, there does seem to be an epidemic of philandering senior members of the Bar at the present. Ruthie wonders whether this is anything new or twas ever thus…
Actually Ruthie does have a theory on all this.. Given that in evolutionary terms we are barely out of the trees, its not surprising that intelligent successful men are compelled to have lots of sex. They are biologically programmed to do so in order to propagate their superior genes. Ruthie thinks that the current epidemic is partly fuelled by the reluctance of professional women to reproduce themselves. Nature thinks we all need a bit of encouragement so gives all the men a hormonal shot in the arm.
Young men at the moment are all broke and insecure, so the older ones are taking up the slack. But middle aged men having torrid affairs is hardly a new phenomenon. It is natures peculiarlity that men are able to continue to reproduce into their old age while women cannot. Course nature doesnt care if the gentleman concerned then drops dead from the exertion as long as the deed has been done…
Think I’m mad. Maybe. But the fact that the human race still exists is testament to the effectiveness of the system.
As for the naval unifoms…whilst rough seaman has a certain appeal, all women will tell you…its the ice cream suit that does it…
Charon…if you’d ever watched a Chippendales show, you would know that stripping Naval Officers are guaranteed on the programme.