Jade Goody doesn’t really attempt to salvage her £1 Million/year career …
Jade Goody, tearful, stained heroine stood at the gates of the Taj Mahal in a visit to India entirely unconnected with her recent catastrophic vicious diatribe against the heroic selfless victim Shilpa ‘I can walk on Water, me’ Shetty. Jade denied entirely calling Shelpa a third rate poppadom waitress and expressed her love and admiration for Shelpa:
“if she ever fancies making lesbian movies with me I would be so totally fucking up for it you wouldn’t believe it geezer: dildos, enemas, the works, whatever, I’m there. And you can forget all that crap about me trying any stunt it takes to salvage my million pound a year sponsorship income. I’m just really serious: I’m a big fat chav lezzer, and I really want it. Honest. Please make the cheque for this interview out to ‘J.Goody (offshore tax dodging) Guernsey Limited’ “
Shilpa Shetty famous Bollywood actress has just finished filming her latest, also entirely unconnected, £12,000 epic: (working title) “A Much Abuse Indian Heroine Returns To Her Colonial Masters And Makes Fools Of Some Racist Buffoons While Demonstrating Her Own Dignity And Forbearance, And Thereby Proving That The Subject Is Often, In Fact, The Master“, for which she adamantly declined publicity of any sort.
Ms Shilpa is available to cook a pretty amazing Vindaloo takeaway whilst she is filming in exotic eastern Staines. “I will deliver within 3 miles of the film set for no extra charge & if you want a signature that’ll be an extra 50p.”
I see that you have found the key to the drinks cabinet… excellent…
“A horse … a horse…. my kingdom for a horse.”
Horse for breakfast? Steady on, old chap - if you carry on like this you will start speaking french and voting for Chirac. On the other hand… is it possible that ‘The Hostelry keeper’ may have had difficulty with your pronunciation?
GL.. I am slim… but, I fear… I do not meet your other criteria for what you euphemistically refer to as ‘an imminent vacancy’.
I suspect that Ruthie may well be out doing some serious law.
Anyway… mon brave…. to the slopes… to the slopes…. Trust the apres-ski keeps you occupied…. I am told they like a bit of ‘Positivism’ after skiing all day….and you may strike likely and find a “Scandinavian realist’ to have a Hart to Hart with…
I am getting my coat…. adieu
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Jade Goody is a common, loud slag, and should return to where she comes from: the gutter. She is the worst example of humankind.
Nigel
Jade Goody would have remained in the dole queue, exposure to her racists ignorant views limited to her fellow jobseekers, if it wasn’t for unscrupulous executives of Channel 4 seeking to exploit her stupidity for massive profit. She is also to an extent, a victim, although one that I struggle to find much sympathy for.
That’s a strong assertion to make Nigel - personally I reckon Tony Bliar’s probably in the running for that title.
I definitely am.