Dan Hull has tagged Geeklawyer. This is where some­one receives a meme from another, then exe­cutes it, pro­vides a link back to the sender and finally prop­a­gates it to peo­ple he knows. Dan Hull’s meme was “5 things that you didn’t know about me”, at least it should have been; he has turned it into the more amus­ing “six things about me of which five are true and one isn’t”. Geeklawyer likes this one bet­ter and will use it. Five of these state­ments are true and one isn’t;

  1. Geeklawyer was (about) 300th in line to the Burmese throne when born.
  2. Geeklawyer owns an aston­ish­ingly beaten up ex-Royal Mail LDV Con­voy van which he is very slowly fail­ing to con­vert into a self-build motorcaravan.
  3. As a stu­dent Geeklawyer worked as a men­tal sub­nor­mal­ity nurs­ing assis­tant who dealt with secret mem­bers of the Royal fam­ily. He leaked a photo, hugely prof­itably, to the Fleet Street tabloids, to huge controversy.
  4. Geeklawyer was once nearly killed when sky­div­ing with an SAS friend at Thrux­ton Air­field after fol­low­ing his sug­ges­tion to ‘pull low’ (500 feet): Geeklawyer’s para­chute wrapped itself around him and was freed only 200 feet from the ground. Geeklawyer nearly made a big impact in the UK ear­lier in life than he’d intended.
  5. For a dare, after watch­ing the Rocky Hor­ror Pic­ture Show, Geeklawyer once rep­re­sented a client in a trial while wear­ing stock­ings and a sus­pender belt under his suit.
  6. Geeklawyer’s ex-girlfriend’s father had his hands on the Queen’s vagina on sev­eral occasions.

Please do guess which is the lie.

I tag: Ruthie, CharonQC, Becky Hogge, Harry Met­calfe and Pro­fes­sor Jeremy Phillips.