The Sun reports that…
Er, just a moment, there needs to be absolute clarity here.
Geeklawyer doesn’t read the Sun. Or even look at the pictures of lady bumps. Honest. Reader James Elsdon-Baker reports a Sun story that he read.
Anyway. The Sun reports that the Home Office has come up with a wizard wheeze for protecting us all from the usual apocalyptic threats. Which apocalyptic threat de jour they didn’t say, but it’s one or more of: terrorism, drugs barons, paedophiles, illegal immigrants, radical Islam or double parking.
The wheeze is to strip search everyone. Not by hand ‘cos that would be expensive & time consuming. And it would cause a big public fuss: lots of the usual whingers complaining about the violation of their right to bodily self-integrity, privacy & civil liberties. But it would be really cool to do it electronically, by millimetre waves, because that would make it all OK wouldn’t it?
Neo-Labour seem to think so. As for the rest of you: get with the program. And stop worrying about seedy scanner operators at tube stations ogling your nakedness: if sleek sexy Geeklawyer has nothing to worry about what makes you think you do?
One wonders when clothes themselves will be banned. After all, they annoyingly allow the concealment of, well, things and stuff, and we won’t need them soon in the advent of global warming.
I’d just like to clarify that as a source the Sun is 100% accurate and you do get to look at lady bumps.