An exasperated Ruthie was bemoaning to Geeklawyer today about how difficult men are. “It would be be so much easier,” said Ruthie, “if they could simply provide sex, without one having to feel obliged to have a conversation with them afterwards.”
Geeklawyer, always keen for the opportunity to gain evil revenge upon his co-blogger has therefore suggested a patent opportunity for the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. A dildo with a “genuine people personality”. This dildo would, presumably, become flaccid, useless and make snoring noises immediately after sex. Upon a request for sex, it would complain about its aches and pains and debate whether it could really be bothered and that it would perhaps rather watch football. And on random occasions upon removal from its box it would be drunk, and therefore flaccid and useless. It would make encouraging comments and fail in an attempt to have sex in any event.
The motto of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is of course “share and enjoy“. Ruthie thinks this is hugely ironic in the circumstances. Please do listen to the song version on the link, as it makes our singing on the last podcast sound almost professional.
Just seen this… Sacre bleu… !!
Mind you…. some members of our profession don’t talk that much…
I understand that conveyancing lawyers can be fairly quiet? Don’t know… never completed with one… Christ… I’ve turned into Basil Brush.
Good Grief, I wanted to rip my ears out!
Honestly Ruthie, I leave you in charge of the Blog for two days and you’re posting stories about dildos and linking to HHGG. I shall have to resume the rudder to bring some decorum to the proceedings.
I want to say, also, how appalled I was at this naked sexist disrespect for men: Do you think we fellows exist merely as warm dildos; for your entertainment & libidinous pleasure?
err, ok, that is a stupid question, perhaps I should have asked “do you think it is right, to so behave?”