Geeklawyer is currently not shagging his part-time sort-of girlfriend and is taking applications for a possible replacement. One such hopeful is Denise Richards. Or should I say - was. She has been seen throwing laptops from 12 stories up at wheelchair bound octogenarians. In itself not a bad thing. Indeed Geeklawyer thought this very amusing and a display of the sort of wicked sense of impish humour he likes in his bedwarmers.
But, no.
He spoke too soon. It seems that she merely did so in a fit of temper with photographers. Geeklawyer has a bit of a soft spot for paparazzi - they may have contributed to causing the death of Princess Diana and are thus in his good books.
Denise: since I know you read this blog avidly, Geeklawyer is unwilling to receive your further phone calls until you repent and make obeisance. Not to him of course, he takes that for granted, but to the paparazzi.
Uh, like we’re interested in hearing about your love life….
Geeklawyer has a love life? I don’t think I want to know the details. It’s too frightening.
Bizarre but true over the past week both Geeklawyer and Ruthie have been in receipt of amorous advances from members of the same sex. But despite us both being straighter than a plumbline (despite the assertions I occassionally cast against Geeklawyer) our egos are so massive we can’t fail to be anything but flattered!