When the sun shines it is said that a young man’s fancy turns to love.. Perhaps this may explain the peculiar recent UK upsurge in the use of prostitutes.
Ruthie can only speculate on the reasons for this, having, in her opinion, only ever received an honest answer from one man regarding his consumer habits. She advocates legality as the best way to safeguard the interests of both consumers and purveyors. The quickest way to render any vice dull is to legalise, licence and tax.
Employment could be found for John Prescott as Minister for Brothels. Mandatory positioning of his photograph behind the front desk should dampen the libido of all but the most determined.
What were the ‘honest’ answers? And who made them?
Would, in the event of legalisation, Ruthie accept a position as in-house lawyer for such an enterprise? For a male lawyer there would presumably be job perks but presumably Ruthie would not be interested in these
Since I’ve defended the whole range of criminal offences I doubt that such a position would cause me any difficulties.