Geeklawyer hates Microsoft. He is an unrepentant Linux and Apple fanboy. His joy would be to see Bill Gates gang raped and forced to beat his wife and kids to death with a hammer and eat the remnants. For ‘Dancing Fool’ Balmer he would create a less pleasant demise.
So, then, his view of the Circus of Fools is somewhat partisan. He is concerned that the Masters of Bureaucracy may have suffered at the hands of an EU judiciary keen to support, based on an unspoken major premise, American monopolies in the hope that the EU will be able to do the same in the decades ahead. Yea right, some fucking chance that we will ever be so efficient. Look at the fuckwit French protesting at the right to sack anyone who has been employed for more than a femtosecond (Geeklawyer is not, nonetheless, a rabid right wing free market bufoon).
All decent barristers will tell you that trying to predict the decision of a jury is entirely and utterly futile. The same is true of district judges. Juries are so random that, frankly, the decision by the defence barrister to wear a red rather than a blue tie might make the difference. District judges are usually mere provincial solicitors playing the role in order to acquire bragging rights at dinner parties: “Oh, did I say I’m a judge?”. Geeklawyer was once confronted by a District Judge in the London County Court (the best county court in the country with the most professional judges - implausibly) who didn’t know what a gratuitous bailment was!!! Geeklawyer said:
“Jesus fucking Christ you fucking cuntwit, find a first year LLB law student and ask them what it is!!!”
… Under his breath. Over his breath he said “Sir, this is a well known concept explained in many basic legal texts”. Smoooooth, yes?
So, When Judge Cooke & Court president Bo Vesterdorf of The Court of First Instance ask penetrating and hostile questions of the Commission one’s reaction is to be depressed. But of course this means nothing. It might mean no more than they are being rigorous. Or it may mean that they are profoundly skeptical. Time will tell. My guess? Geeklawyer thinks that the Commission will win. Oops, did he say that out loud?
It is a Friday afternoon and rather than go golfing or whoring Geeklawyer is drunk in his office. He apologises to all his decent God fearing readers for the excessive profanity, and also to their content filtering software.
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