Is it because he is ugly? shy? on the run?

This, is why.

Geeklawyer would have a hard time before the Com­mis­sion for Judi­cial Appoint­ments later on in his glo­ri­ous career if he had revealed his true iden­tity and his utterly inno­cent and aca­d­e­mic curios­ity about dog­ging.

Another rea­son why Google is evil.