According to IP Update twenty lawyers at Irwin Mitchell got emails telling them that they were being selected to appear in the firm’s filthy lying propaganda promotional material. A website gives the two best candidates: Alison Straw and Andrew Darke.
Geeklawyer doesn’t want to appear bitchy, darling, but frankly Alison’s photo is dismal and she would only be made less plain by her shedding non negotiable amounts of clothing. Andrew on the other hand is much prettier than Alison: I’m sure all the boys sigh as he minces up the hallway.
Geeklawyer and Ruthie are much sexier: He being ruggedly macho with chiseled jaw and six pack; and Ruthie looking much better than Alison. At least she does when she’s not caked in mud after a girls rugby match. Or then again, women wresting in mud … no, lets not go there. Geeklawyer would prove this by posting his photo but then he’d lose his anonymity, you see the dilemma?
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