Comments on: Oratory oraltry http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2006/01/26/oratory-oraltry/ A barrister gossips & rants on intellectual property law, the legal system and civil liberties. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:14:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Ruthie http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2006/01/26/oratory-oraltry/#comment-1179 Ruthie Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:01:56 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/?p=376#comment-1179 Geeklawyer: the extent of your knowledge of these matters is worrying.. Geeklawyer: the extent of your knowledge of these matters is worrying..

]]> By: Geeklawyer http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2006/01/26/oratory-oraltry/#comment-1178 Geeklawyer Fri, 27 Jan 2006 10:31:19 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/?p=376#comment-1178 That sounds like the plot to a particularly bad porno movie, but £5 for the movie rights sounds OK. Speak to my lawyer. I had in Mind Robin Jacob as the Judge, Tracy Lords as Miss X and some random 6 pack as prosecuting counsel. Or perhaps something like: <img alt="Miss Judge [porno]" title="Miss Judge [porno]" src="http://images.dvdempire.com/res/movies/1/19070.jpg" />. Tag line: "First the judge banged her gavel, then she banged the fresh faced young lawyer". That sounds like the plot to a particularly bad porno movie, but £5 for the movie rights sounds OK. Speak to my lawyer. I had in Mind Robin Jacob as the Judge, Tracy Lords as Miss X and some random 6 pack as prosecuting counsel.

Or perhaps something like: Miss Judge [porno]. Tag line: “First the judge banged her gavel, then she banged the fresh faced young lawyer”.

]]> By: Nitro http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2006/01/26/oratory-oraltry/#comment-1177 Nitro Fri, 27 Jan 2006 09:34:12 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/?p=376#comment-1177 Well I once had boisterous sex with defence Counsel in Court 2 of the Bailey. This wasn't behind locked doors but in the middle of a trial, in front of the judge and jury. We just couldn't help ourselves. I had come round to fix the heating and it was a sweltering hot day. Miss X (I am the soul of discretion) offered me a cool drink from the jug on the bench but I knew she had something else on her mind. Before I had assuaged my thirst she had assuaged her thirst for me. She was all over me and with hindsight I'm surprised the judge didn't intervene, or at least adjourn for 10 minutes. I can't help thinking that our mutual lust did interfere with the administration of justice. Miss X had been in the middle of cross examining the chief prosecution witness when I arrived with my tool box. Her client was ultimately convicted of murder and he had only been charged with conspiracy to defraud. Still, I'll never forget my legal lover and our bout of passion. Do I win £5? Well I once had boisterous sex with defence Counsel in Court 2 of the Bailey. This wasn’t behind locked doors but in the middle of a trial, in front of the judge and jury. We just couldn’t help ourselves.

I had come round to fix the heating and it was a sweltering hot day. Miss X (I am the soul of discretion) offered me a cool drink from the jug on the bench but I knew she had something else on her mind. Before I had assuaged my thirst she had assuaged her thirst for me. She was all over me and with hindsight I’m surprised the judge didn’t intervene, or at least adjourn for 10 minutes.

I can’t help thinking that our mutual lust did interfere with the administration of justice. Miss X had been in the middle of cross examining the chief prosecution witness when I arrived with my tool box. Her client was ultimately convicted of murder and he had only been charged with conspiracy to defraud.

Still, I’ll never forget my legal lover and our bout of passion.

Do I win £5?

]]> By: Geeklawyer http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2006/01/26/oratory-oraltry/#comment-1175 Geeklawyer Thu, 26 Jan 2006 23:46:24 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/?p=376#comment-1175 I'm just a little bitter that no-one asked me for sexual favours in exchange for a pupillage. Even if the hideous bitch Mary Vittoria (now QC) had asked me to shag her in exchange for a pupillage & a tenancy I would have swallowed my dignity and agreed. Now <strong>that</strong> is desperation, and unless you have an superior tale of self-degradation, I win. I’m just a little bitter that no-one asked me for sexual favours in exchange for a pupillage. Even if the hideous bitch Mary Vittoria (now QC) had asked me to shag her in exchange for a pupillage & a tenancy I would have swallowed my dignity and agreed.

Now that is desperation, and unless you have an superior tale of self-degradation, I win.

]]> By: Ruthie http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2006/01/26/oratory-oraltry/#comment-1174 Ruthie Thu, 26 Jan 2006 22:07:45 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/?p=376#comment-1174 There was a time when sexual favours seemed to be the standard currency in exchange for pupillage. Maybe thats why I never got one! However I'm sure it has all changed now... Who would have thought that the Liberal Democratic Party was the club to join to get some action! No wonder they could never summon up the energy to get elected. And such a wide range of activities available! I wonder what Ming has got up to in his time? Bet they are wishing they had stuck with Kennedy. There was a time when sexual favours seemed to be the standard currency in exchange for pupillage. Maybe thats why I never got one! However I’m sure it has all changed now…

Who would have thought that the Liberal Democratic Party was the club to join to get some action! No wonder they could never summon up the energy to get elected. And such a wide range of activities available! I wonder what Ming has got up to in his time?

Bet they are wishing they had stuck with Kennedy.

]]> By: Geeklawyer http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2006/01/26/oratory-oraltry/#comment-1173 Geeklawyer Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:07:31 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/?p=376#comment-1173 I must be appearing in the wrong courts! I did know a desperate young chap who got himself thoroughly Mark Oatened by someone who is now a very well known QC in exchange for a pupillage - and no it wasn't me :) I must be appearing in the wrong courts!

I did know a desperate young chap who got himself thoroughly Mark Oatened by someone who is now a very well known QC in exchange for a pupillage - and no it wasn’t me :)

]]> By: Ruthie http://blog.geeklawyer.org/2006/01/26/oratory-oraltry/#comment-1176 Ruthie Thu, 26 Jan 2006 17:42:29 +0000 http://blog.geeklawyer.org/?p=376#comment-1176 I have it from reliable sources that not only does sex frequently take place in the robing room but also in the court room during recess. And even..over the bench! If there is a sudden lull in Geeklawyer's postings, we'll know why. It's only the nervous tension that keeps him going.... I have it from reliable sources that not only does sex frequently take place in the robing room but also in the court room during recess. And even..over the bench! If there is a sudden lull in Geeklawyer’s postings, we’ll know why. It’s only the nervous tension that keeps him going….

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